As I mentioned the un-cleanliness of our streets, we mustn’t forget to applaud the dog owners who fastidiously clean up after their pets. I saw one doing it the other day, and it was disgusting. You wouldn’t catch me doing it. No way! Because I don’t have a dog.
The problem is though, that people who do have dogs don’t clean up after them. And why not, you may ask? Well would you? I mean, its always a big pile from a big dog, isn’t it? Because the owners who don’t clean up don’t have chiahuas do they? Oh no!
They have killer dogs, fighting dogs, butch dogs with spikey collars. Not pets with poncy curls and blow waves! Oh, and these dog owners are above picking up shit. And who’s gonna make ’em, eh?
So the general view which I’m projecting is that ‘pet owners’ pick up, and ‘dog owners’ won’t; and since pets rarely bite the faces off babies, wouldn’t it help keep the footpaths clear of dog mess and save lives if society introduced canine euthenasia as the penalty for not picking up dog poo? I’m certain it would reduce the numbers of dangerous breeds